witty_retort:
  id: 1
  topic_id: 1
  content: Birdman is better!
  created_at: <%= 6.hours.ago.to_s(:db) %>
  
another:
  id: 2
  topic_id: 2
  content: Nuh uh!
  created_at: <%= 1.hour.ago.to_s(:db) %>
  
spam:
  id: 3
  topic_id: 1
  content: Nice site!
  created_at: <%= 1.hour.ago.to_s(:db) %>

decisive:
  id: 4
  topic_id: 4
  content: "I'm getting to the bottom of this"
  created_at: <%= 30.minutes.ago.to_s(:db) %>

brave:
  id: 5
  topic_id: 4
  content: "AR doesn't scare me a bit"
  created_at: <%= 10.minutes.ago.to_s(:db) %>